#GetJimLeylandOnTwitter

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Word has it that over the last year or so, Tigers manager Jim Leyland has become a bit more tech savvy that he used to be. Leyland famously didn’t know how to turn on his computer when he arrived in Detroit, but last year he sent “text messages” and this spring he has used Skype to speak with his wife. (“She looked good!”)

Which got me thinking, if Leyland progresses at this rate, it is possible that he could join Twitter one day.

Last year, at one point during a fan mutiny, Leyland wanted fans to e-mail their lineup choices to members of the media to show him so that he could get their input, if they were so smart. But what if we could tweet with Jim?

His son and Tigers minor leaguer Patrick is on Twitter, so presumably someone could help him out at home. And several Tigers players are “Tweeps,” including Paws, the Tigers’ mascot. Could we soon be living in a world in which Jim Leyland tweets?

One can only hope.

His mixture of sage wisdom and nonsensical clichés are exactly what you need to be successful on Twitter, or really the internet in general.

Consider: “Man, that trip to the dry cleaner was just what the doctor ordered. #tonic”

Additionally, I would be very interested to see how mumbling sounds in 140 characters and if he would tweet about things that make him emotional.

“Just got off at Exit 32. That just makes me think of Donnie Kelly. I love that man more than my wife and son put together. #goldenboy”

But most importantly, he could tweet out his lineups ahead of time so that fans could critique his managing in an interactive way.

His Twitter profile would say, “Tigers Skipper, 3 Pennants and a World Series. Will block lineup suggestions.”

In fact, can you think of any person currently without a Twitter page that would be more entertaining to follow than Jim Leyland? I sure can’t.

Just imagine the kinds of things Rod could tweet at him. “Hey Skip!!! You got those boys workin today! #keepinitreal”

This needs to happen. Jim Leyland belongs on Twitter. Don’t you agree?

#LeylandonTwitter2013

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  1. […] mean satire. These include an essay on Justin Verlander being baseball’s worst hitter and a request for Jim Leyland to join […]

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