It’s almost Opening Day, so time to roll out the annual New English D over/unders. You all know how this works. I’ll be setting the value at what I expect to be the mean value. So I’m setting the over/under at 87.5 wins, meaning I think it’s equally likely that they win more games as it is that they win fewer games. Feel free to suggest others in the comments section and weigh in on where you stand on some of the more interesting ones.

1. Wins: 87.5
2. JD Martinez homers: 34.5
3. Times Rod Allen angers me by praising Torii Hunter: 5.5
4. James McCann’s defensive CS: 35.5
5. Times I will tweet about Kirk Gibson’s usages of statistics: 40.5
6. Walkoff wins: 7.5
7. Cabrera wRC+: 155.5
8. Kinsler’s WAR: 3.55
9. Iglesias’ UZR/DRS average: 4.5
10. Castellanos’ ISO: .1705
11. Time of longest game (excluding delays): 5:02
12. Upton stolen bases: 17.5
13. Collins’ plate appearances: 140.5
14. Arguments I will have regarding Gose’ defense: 712.5
15. Victor Martinez games played: 130.5
16. Numbers of M’s and N’s in Jordan Zimmermann’s name: 5.5
17. Verlander K%: 22.5
18. Times I Tweet “Anibal Sanchez Night/Afternoon in American:” 25.5
19. Mid-game dugout interviews with Justin Verlander when on national TV: ∞
20. Number of Wilsons to play for Tigers by year’s end: 3.5
21. McCann’s framing runs: -9.5
22. Times Ausmus does something foolish: 85.5
23. Times one of those Ausmus things sends me into a rage filled tweetstorm: 6.5
24. Day at which Tigers fans first panic: May 14
25. Cotton candy discussions on FSD: 8.5
26. Times I praise Austin Drake (FSD graphics guy) on Twitter for something: 20.5
27. Games that are decidedly not fun to watch: 4.5
28. Times the Tigers will be shut out: 2.5
29. Guys you have currently never heard of who will pitch for the Tigers this year: 1.5
30. Steven Moya MLB dingers: 3.5